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...i'm imagining you naked.

I'm gonna wipe that beard right of your face.

The arm was donated to science and ended up on this guy.

The opposite of spanking.

More original than a penis, but slightly less amusing.

Yeah, it's natural *smug look*

Tanned Skin Sandwich = Tandwich

I'm watching you, pervert.